Frankenpimp's Revenge: The Romeo and Juliet Massacre

Chloe MacLeod

Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)

Alexa Morgan

Nurse Sympathy Humppe

Tony Watt

Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González

Francesco De Francesco

Chico the Dockside John

Anthony Quinn

Vampire Killler

Christian Aldo

The Devil

Darcy Ann Turner

Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol

John Migliore

Tony 'Tex' Watt

James Taggart

Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member

Raffi Atamian

The Dockworker

Martin Magee

Tricky (archive footage)

Catie Rage

Officer Lulu / Suckzilla

Deanna Prall

Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore

Andre Guantanamo

Andre Guantanamo